So whats your name and all that crap?
My name is Chris McNeil, people call me Teach. If you can’t figure it out, go back to school! You can check me out at www.TeachTrix.net
 

I take it you’re a big name in this game?
Yessir…I’ve been around for a minute, watched people come and go, and now I’m at the top of my game.

What are your favorite tricks to do?
Favorite tricks include no handed circles, super tall endos, and fast burnouts.

I noticed you won a lot of competitions this year(2006)?
I won every contest I entered except for a 2nd place at Starboyz. I am the man to beat in competition format right now…and everyone out there can keep gunning for me!

How come you never compete at stuntwarz?
Because I’m a choke artist and always manage to crash just in time to not have my ass handed to me. This year I’m judging though, so all my friends are gonna win.

Do you get hurt on purpose so you don’t have to face me pussy?
As the King of Hate, you are formideable, but I know some 14 year olds who can do longer endos than you. I also know some 45 year olds who have better acrobatics. What can you do for tricks actually?

Rumor has it when you went to cuba korno was gonna punch your cock suckerin. can you verify these allegations? Ya, Korntip got a little upset because I wanted to party and he had his sandy panties up in a bunch. Seems as though he can give it but can’t take it. Suffice to say that if Bud Productions and the mattress I took out of his room weren’t in the way, we were gonna throw down for a few minutes….I had the one hitter quitter in my back pocket, so I wasn’t scared.

Got any acheivments you want to share with us that no one gives a crap about?
Come get some…I can’t be beat! Tokyo champ, XDL champ, and my favorite: Motorcycle Mayhem champ. It was fun flying into Cali, showing them fools how to ride, taking their money and their brand new bike, and then making them
load it up for me and sell it. Nothing like a quick 15 grand for a day’s
work…life is good!

So I noticed your style is a lot like a.c farias’s. why cant you get your
own style? What are you aaron colton?
I steal from everybody, then I do their own tricks better than them. I know this is hateful truth, but c’mon man, you know them cats bite my style. Hell, I had to give AC a bike for Stuntwars last year and show him a few tricks, just so he wouldn’t look stupid. And Colton? Jeesh, I’m teaching that kid simple arithmetic before and after comps. I should charge his dad a tutoring fee…for the math AND the riding skills he tries to steal from me!

A lot of people say you live an alternative lifestyle?
Ya, I have a real job. One that requires some thought, hell, who am I kidding, that stuff is easy! But for real, no, I like girls…hot ones.

You can come out on here. Is your motto “im not gay, it just feels so good”?
Gay actually means happy, so I guess you could say I’m gay.

Where do you think your going in this sport?
Wherever I want to go. The options are endless for me right now and I plan on going up.

Can you take me with you?
You can be in my entourage if you want, but you can’t try to fight me anymore.

If I get you a hatefultruth.com sticker will you put it on your bike with
other sponsors?
What are you doing for me? Stickers on my bike cost money sucka, and I know you don’t got none of that! But I guess I could help you out seeing as I feel bad for you and stuff.

Who’s your biggest threat in the motorcycle wheelie game now?
Darius, but he’s not really a threat…kid just has so much money that he can buy results. Other than that, no one can touch me. Yes, you heard me. YOU can’t beat me, and neither can anyone else….that folks, is the futher mucking hateful truth right there! Hate, hate, hate, hate!

Whats the heaviest chicked you bang?
85 lbs plus…

What did her underwear smell like?
My chicks don’t wear underwear…what’s the point if they’re naked??!

Worst injury?
Too many to list, but how does roadrash on your back and arms sound? Why don’t you add a broken collar bone, ribs, and shoulder blade to that crash and see what you got!

Can you take a punch?
No. I’m a lover not a fighter.

Can you take a penis?
No, but I can give one…you interested?

Ok little word association
I say a word you say the first word that comes to mind

Backpack= gixxie

Drew stone= OG

Ball lappers= Cuba

Drifting= Teach McNeil

Dan Jackson= Gimp

Whiskey sandwhich= puke

Stuntlife= gay

Box= yes

Ok more questions?

So can I call you my friend? Only after 8pm and before 6 am.

Why are you single and walking around with a gay baby blue watch you won?
Some girls are dumb. Scratch that. Most girls are retarded. And because I’m focusing on my riding career right now…I wear the watch because I’m the champ punk, and I like to remind chumps like you that you can touch me!

Ok you suck to do interviews with
As long as I’m on the receiving end of that sucking.

Give us some info on you that my company hasn`t asked you yet? Like what are
you doing for 2007 any big things coming from your scrawny ass?
07 will see me all over the world again including Cuba, Tokyo, France, Canada, and ownership of the US. I just picked up two corporate sponsors: Shift Racing and Scorpion Helmets, so I’m real stoked about that. You should continue to see me in magazines winning contests, as well as a few product adds if all goes well. Oh ya, I’m making the move to California late in 2007 to do it big on the West coast. Gotta be where the heat is.

Now plug your sponsors and people you want to thank?
A big thanks to my title sponsors of Argo Cycles, Shift, and Scorpion.

My friends and other supporters include Hindle, Woodcraft, Full Throttle,
Freestyle Ingenuity, Racign 905, and Bike Styles Inc.

Stay tuned to my new website, www.TeachTrix.net for more updates, pics, and
videos!

See you on the podium!

Thanks teach you been a real waste of time